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Saturday, February 25, 2006

Bird Flu News with a difference

Here is a refreshing approach to NEWS ABOUT BIRD FLU:

BIRD FLU reached new heights, reminiscent in their rampancy of the likes of Casanova at his peak, today. Following a case in a suspected duck in Szechuan, the world's supply of small chickens has been removed, and all geese are no more. Iran's use of tactical nuclear weapons on a series of eggs on islands in the Persian Gulf has brought praise from the international community. Talk of their welcome back into the international fold is now widely regarded as all right.

In related news, British and American forces have been diverted from Iraq in pursuit of suspected Owl Qaeda operatives.

In unrelated news, Inverness Caledonian Thistle 2-1 Forfar (aet). The ball was sent off just before half-time.

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BIRD FLU INTO a window aha ha ha DELETE BEFORE PUBLICATION thanks - Ed.

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copied from: runandmonkey the ‘News Roundup: February 2006’

posted by summersun70 at 5:06 PM


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